Blessed
are the grumblers, for theirs is the kingdom of crankdom.
Blessed
are the moaners and groaners, for they shall moan and groan with me forever.
Blessed
are they that sow strife for they shall never reap eternal life.
Blessed
are they which persecute the righteous, for theirs is the delight of the
devil.
Blessed
are they who divide over human opinion, for they shall inherit my eternal
dominion.
Blessed
is the tongue that lies, for it is the one that forever dies.
Blessed
are they which hunger and thirst after gossip to be heard, for they shall
be all ears to me and my word.
Blessed
are the shirkers, for they are my best workers.
Blessed
are they that whine, for they shall not be his, but mine.
Blessed
are they who unforgiving stew, for they shall be unforgiven, too.
Blessed
are the hard in heart, for they shall never from me depart.
Blessed
are they that walk in anger's path, for they shall dwell with me in eternal
wrath.
Blessed
are they who of the godly make sport, for they shall be beautiful, like
a wart.
Blessed
are they who defame and defile, for them I shall claim after a while.
Blessed
are they that on truth cast doubt, for they with me, shall be cast out.
Blessed
are they that must have their own way, for they shall never see that eternal
day.
Blessed
are they who murmur and dispute, for theirs is the kingdom of ill-repute.
Blessed
are they who in anger rage, for they shall receive my eternal wage.
Blessed
are the haughty, for they shall abide with the naughty.
Blessed
is the local grouch, for I have him in my universal pouch.
Blessed
are they who cause tribulation, for they shall reap everlasting damnation.
Blessed
are they who the truth do compromise, for they shall share in my eternal
demise.
Blessed
is the peacebreaker, for he shall never see the Peacemaker.
Blessed
is the man whom you cannot advise, for he shall never see the kingdom of
the wise.
Blessed
are they who hate these beatitudes, for they know they represent their
attitudes.
